don’t forget me when i gone October 11, 2006

it’s been well over a week since i’ve gone to the dark side and i must say…i’m enjoying it immensely.   i haven’t even scratched the surface of things that can be done at blogger.  i’ve just been reveling in the freedom (and the spell check feature – HELLO!!!!)   and might i suggest that you [...]

i’m done October 2, 2006

i’m outta here…..   too much drama…..   moving to blogger….   come see me HERE       "How will I survive without a comment from Jen?" you ask. never fear…. you’ll still be in my newsgator feeder and i’ll still be able to comment and your day will become that much brighter!!   [...]

three September 29, 2006

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY: 1. Jen 2. Big Jen Bergman (himself’s choice) 3. Gretchen Lardbottom (my father named me that when I was just a little girl) THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD, INCLUDING THE ONE YOU NOW HAVE: 1. nejyerf 2.  twberg 3.  THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: 1. My freckled arms 2.  My circle [...]

condiment September 28, 2006

yesterday this epiphany came to me as i was eating lunch….   if i were a condiment i would be :   1)  smooth and creamy – as am i thanks to daily washings with dove soap   2)  tangy with a definite bite to it – please witness my biting wit and scathing sarcasm   3)  goes [...]

how i know it’s fall September 27, 2006

PLONK   PLINK   PLONK   PLONKITY, PLONKITY, PLINKITY, PLONK   PLINK   PLONK   PLONK   acorns falling from the venerable oak tree   onto my car    5:30am in the morning   that’s right….i’m a tough girl….still sleeping with the windows open!

one for the search engines September 25, 2006

the first thing i do when i get home from a long day at work, is to remove constricting clothing.   the second thing i do when i get home from long day at work is to eat something sweet.   yesterday’s choice of clothing removal was the underwire bra, accompanied by the requisite prayer of relief.   [...]

packing away September 22, 2006

it’s time to say goodby to the summer wardrobe.   so i’m packing you away, my bright yellow and orange plaid pants with the coordinating yellow top, good-bye red bandana print skirt with the flirty ruffle that i only wore once but promise to wear again next year.  so long, all four of you hardworking [...]

Hello world! September 21, 2006

Welcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!

a question for the ages…. September 20, 2006

do you poop in public?   and by public i don’t mean for a paying audience but rather in a public bathroom.   this was a topic of discussion in our office last week.     below is how this question came about:     last week, while in the frozen food section of the local shop-rite grocery store, [...]

questions September 18, 2006

9:15am:  is it considered bad form to honk at the annoying person driving in front of you at 40 mph in a 45 zone, RIDING THEIR BRAKES?!?!?   more questions forthcoming   10:57 am: did you watch the giants rally back from a 17pt 4th quarter deficit to win the game against the eagles yesterday?  did [...]