THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY:
1. Jen
2. Big Jen Bergman (himself’s choice)
3. Gretchen Lardbottom (my father named me that when I was just a little girl)
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD, INCLUDING THE ONE YOU NOW HAVE:
1. nejyerf
2. twberg
3.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My freckled arms
2. My circle of friends
3. The obvious fact that I’m soooo much better than you (you DO know I’m joking!?!?!)
THREE THINGS YOU HATE/DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My utter ineptitude at making correct change
2. I accept defeat too easily
3. My almost pathological tendency to be late
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
English, Scottish, Peruvian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Snakes
2. Turkeys – when they fix their beady eyes on you……
3. Not knowing when to say when
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Qtips
2. Dove soap
3. Good-bye kiss from himself
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: (I’m the pinnacle of style)
1. Flannel nightie ( i started this last night)
2. Glasses
3. socks
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS: (OR SINGERS) – depending on my mood….
1. Prodigy
2. Fleetwood Mac
3. Right now I’m listening to Bette Midler sing the Rosemary Clooney Songbook
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Make curtains
2. Learn to make candy
3. Take candy I’ve learned to make and go to Farmer’s Market
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. With my husband -Lots of Laughter
2. With my boss – a little monetary recognition
3. With my scale – a slightly smaller number
TWO LIES AND A TRUTH
1. The grass is always greener
2. Tomorrow will be a better day
3. You reap what you sow
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Hairy chest – I like a MANLY man
2. Hands – calloused, work-hardened hands
3. Legs – well shaped (can he rock a skirt?)
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN’T DO:
1. Wolf whistle
2. Turn a cartwheel
3. Fully comprehend the concept of time travel
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading
2. Planning parties
3. Contemplating my navel
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Eat a glazed donut
2. Punch my boss right in the nose
3. Go pee….but I want to finish this blasted thing first!!
THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING:
1. Toast of Broadway
2. Scion of Society
3. Bane Of Your Existence
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Prince Edward Island (with sanna, before we’re 80!)
2. Canton, OH (with Himself)
3. England
THREE TRUE LOVES:
1. Double Stuff Oreo Cookies
2. Himself
3. Pork chops and appleschauce
THREE FAVORITE ANIMALS:
1. I only like my cats
THREE REASONS WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS:
1. Beth asked me to (and I must do EVERYTHING Beth tells me to do!)
2. I’m just a girl who can’t say "no"
3. I needed a filler – already did the boobie blog this month!
THREE PEOPLE WHO MUST TAKE THIS QUIZ (You’ve gotta tag two or three others.)
1. Do it ONLY if you want to.
How do you always come up with such creative things to write?
Hey! Hasn\’t anyone ever told you that Q-tips are dangerous?!?
My sons call them "brain-prods." They tend to think I\’m a little too, um…aggressive?…with them whilst cleaning out their ears.
Sissies.
Three of my everyday essentials? Caffeine. And sleep. And salt. Strange bedfellows, indeed.
And… I can\’t snap my fingers, sing, or pass up a baby without talking to it.
i can\’t give back correct change no matter how hard I try. Playing Monopoly is a bit traumatic for me.
LOL…..these are good….you are sooooo witty!!
Hugs….Diane.
Well, if you do *EVERYTHING* I tell you to do…then you must come to my house and do the following:
1. take out the garbage
2. make me dinner
3. clean the house
4. pay the bills (with your money, of course)
I think that shall do for now!!! Thanks for doing this…BUT you left out the three bloggers you want to party with!!!!
I definitely like your three physical things! I like those things in my own husband!
Becca
And I thought I was a smartass! I say your skills are most impressive.
Prodigy rocks. They are a must-crank-loudly artist in my car and on my iPod.
Hairy chests. OK, I guess I\’m not too worried about you as long as you say you don\’t like wooly back hair.
Freckled arms are hot. Love \’em.
Cheers,
BH