condiment

yesterday this epiphany came to me as i was eating lunch….
 
if i were a condiment i would be :
 
1)  smooth and creamy – as am i thanks to daily washings with dove soap
 
2)  tangy with a definite bite to it – please witness my biting wit and scathing sarcasm
 
3)  goes great with beef – as do I
 
4)  and it clears sinuses
 
Thus…..
 
 Jen = horseradish sauce
 
what condiment are you?
 
 
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8 Responses

  1. My husband would say that I am mustard. I am spicy and can have a bite when I am in a testy mood!
     
    Becca

  2. You have the ability to clear sinuses????
     
    I\’ve never had horseradish mustard before.  What do you do with it?

  3.  
    I\’m pretty sure I\’d be salsa, although I really like your horseradish.
     
    I have no real reason for choosing salsa, other than the fact that it is colorful and chunky, and it is also a sexy dance. See how my mind works? Strangely, that\’s how.
     

  4. I saw Top Chef but I like Iron Chef better. I love it when Mario is on..never trust a skinny chef! :-)
    Becca

  5. Umm, I will be Italian Dressing. You know, spicy…impatient…all bottled up…

  6. How did I miss 4 new entries?  4!  It\’s unbelievable!  I\’ve been away far too long!  I\’d be sweet and sour relish….sweet upon first taste with a tart little bite to get the attention….but I liked EdgyKay\’s salsa too. 

  7. I\’d be that three-pepper mustard relish that I\’ve seen of late.  Because you are what you eat, and I\’ve started putting it on just about everything…

  8. I think I would be Wendy\’s Honey Mustard Sauce…or maybe bbq sauce…why…I have no idea

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