the first thing i do when i get home from a long day at work, is to remove constricting clothing.
the second thing i do when i get home from long day at work is to eat something sweet.
yesterday’s choice of clothing removal was the underwire bra, accompanied by the requisite prayer of relief.
*quick note* years ago, himself pointed out to me that when i take off my bra i invariably say "thank you, jesus".
after removing ALL restrictive clothing, including but not limited to the underwire bra, punishing pantyhose and one size too small black skirt (that fit just fine LAST fall), i pulled on a lovely loose fitting nightie and headed for the sweet.
the sweet for the day was a pack of little debbie swiss rolls.
i inhaled the two (entirely TOO small) swiss rolls, chased it with a glass of milk and and hit the couch to watch gosford park. whereupon i fell asleep for two hours.
what i gleaned from gosford park:
1) it was British
2) the actors accents were unintelligible especially the scottish ones so i might have missed salient points of the movie
3) at weekends in the country house shooting grouse, an englishman is NEVER served breakfast. it’s all done buffet style
when i awoke i restarted the movie, finished it in the wee smas and headed for bed.
this morning when i got undressed for my shower, i noticed a huge dark mark on my right boobie. without my contacts it looked like an deep dark bruise. what had happened?!? did i beat myself up during my sleep? did himself fling out a fist in his sleep?
this mark bore further, closer scrutiny. i put on my glasses and looked down.
it was a strip of the chocolate.
from the swiss roll.
that i had inhaled last night.
pasted to my boobie.
why am i telling you this?
because i think all mondays should start with a good " boobie covered in little debbie swiss roll" story (that’s for the search engines!)
LMAO!!! Too funny! You\’re right, every Monday should start with a story like this! (I\’m sure you\’ll get some interesting hits from the search engines, too.)
Thanks for the prayer for Betsy, whereever she may be…
And I don\’t watch PR regularly, since I don\’t have cable, but I\’ve actually heard rantings about that particular episode. I mean, come on people, you call yourselves creative? Get with the program already!
Hahahahahhahahahaha! That was awesome!
Why are you lurking? You\’re funny and smart — you must always make your presence known! Now I know what I\’ve been missing here!
Have you thought about switching to Twinkies? They would look less angry as an injury, and because they last forever, when you DO find it, you could still eat it!
Win-win!
too funny! Search engine blogging .. it is the strangest combinations of words on my site left that get hits on search engines … once it was part of what I wrote and one of the comments on an entirely different post. Sometimes I click the link to see what else came up .. last time I was on pg 47 .. you think that person got that far?
Hello and thanks so much for stopping by and leaving a comment. I\’m a football fan for just about any team except for the Vikings aka Queens. That was one funny dream you had about the Mannings. I\’ve had more than one dream about me and Brett…just like we were old buds.
This is such a fun blog to read. Lately it seems like I\’ve been reading too many that all the people do is complain…granted everyone can bitch about their job, hubster, kids, whatever, but not everyday, not every blog! I really try not to use mine to complain…anyway, what difference does it make anyway?
I really don\’t know what type of t-shirts we\’ll be wearing. She said the groom was wearing one that looked like a tux, the parents shirts would say mother or father of the bride or groom. I don\’t think she knew what the rest of us would be wearing. I never did mention the B & G are both Harley riders…I can\’t imagine them having any other kind of wedding but something really casual. The wedding isn\’t until next June, so you\’ll have to check back then to see what I\’m wearing. LOL
So, thanks again…I\’m going to bookmark you as a fun read. Cindy
ROTF LMMFAO!!!! OMG, Jen!! That is the BEST boobie story so far!!!!!
HUGS!!
That\’s too much!
LOLOLOL! That is the best nighttime ritual I have heard in a very long time! You know how to unwind!
Too funny on the chocolate!
Your question on what I think of Racheal Ray? I think that she is getting over exposed, but then again, it seems like Food Network is doing that a lot! Look at Paula Deen and her boys! I love Paula don\’t get me wrong, but give her boys a show, and now her another? Hello! And now Racheal has 5 shows if I remember correctly! Good grief. But I guess that is marketing, and make the money while you are cute and young and perky, because it isn\’t going to last. It isn\’t like any of these people are ever going to be the next Julia Childs do you know what I mean?
Becca
Glad I could make your long Monday a little nicer…lol.
Man, you have big time probs with dem boobies of yours….lol.
Hugs….Diane.
LMAO- that is too funny. It\’s good for a Tuesday laugh too. It\’s crazy what the search engines pick up. Enjoy your week.
omg thats hilarious!!!! step 1 of the plan is ready
Did Himself paste the sweet on the boob in the middle of the night? Is there something you\’re not telling us?
Yeah…Patriots tanked on Sunday, have no idea how they\’ll handle Cinncinati.
You should totally be watching Desperate Housewives…you should rent the first couple seasons on Netflix. Good stuff.
ROFLOL! Well, I know that chocolate perks up my mood- maybe it can do the same for the boobies! I can relate to finding strange things in unexpected places: found a dryer sheet on the inside of my pantyhose leg, & once discovered a toenail clipping in my bra (can blame that one on hubby\’s impecable aim & twisted sense of humor)